The Merch Table (Someday)

We haven't built a store. We might, if enough of you ask nicely -- or if the brand somehow takes off beyond flattening a few crusts. Until then, here's what we're picturing: a card that means something, and a few things to wear while you wait for it to.

The catalog (concept only)

Not Yet Real

The Card-Carrying Member Card

Proof you've crossed over. Physical, digital, or both -- we haven't fully decided. It doesn't unlock anything yet. When it does, you'll be the first to know. Probably.

Price: TBD

Not Yet Real

Society Tee

A shirt. Question everything, including why you need another one. We haven't printed a single one yet.

Price: TBD

Not Yet Real

Society Cap

Keeps the sun off. Does not, to our knowledge, block any signals. Concept only, for now.

Price: TBD

Curious what "the card-carrying member card" actually looks like? We drew one up.

None of this exists yet. But we drew it up anyway. Come order a pizza -- that part's very real.