The Card-Carrying Member Card
Proof you've crossed over. Physical, digital, or both -- we haven't fully decided. It doesn't unlock anything yet. When it does, you'll be the first to know. Probably.
Price: TBD
We haven't built a store. We might, if enough of you ask nicely -- or if the brand somehow takes off beyond flattening a few crusts. Until then, here's what we're picturing: a card that means something, and a few things to wear while you wait for it to.
Proof you've crossed over. Physical, digital, or both -- we haven't fully decided. It doesn't unlock anything yet. When it does, you'll be the first to know. Probably.
Price: TBD
A shirt. Question everything, including why you need another one. We haven't printed a single one yet.
Price: TBD
Keeps the sun off. Does not, to our knowledge, block any signals. Concept only, for now.
Price: TBD
Curious what "the card-carrying member card" actually looks like? We drew one up.
None of this exists yet. But we drew it up anyway. Come order a pizza -- that part's very real.